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Ice Cream Cake (Gelato Cake)


Ice Cream Cake is an extremely beautiful bud. The dark purple and light green coloration is stacked with trichomes. Ice Cream Cake is a cross between Wedding Cake and Gelato #33, making it an Indica dominant hybrid. The fragrance is of light sweet vanilla overtones. This Indica dominant strain lives up to its name by giving users a heavy high best suited for sleep. Individual Test: THC 23.52% and CBD less than 1%.


Ice Cream Cake is very light in fragrance. You could almost mistake it for not smelling like anything. However, it is true, you can smell light hints of vanilla and a slight bit of sweet. This strain does not have a defining smell.

Rank: 2.5 (out of 5)


The taste of Ice Cream Cake resemblings the fragrance, very light. You can taste hints of vanilla on the exhale. The problem with vanilla like strains is their taste falls flat around the second hit.

Rank: 2.5 (out of 5)


The high made me very inward and the feeling was super stoney. My imagination took off, but I had no energy to act on it. I did not get any euphoria and had troubling concentrating. Ice Cream Cake is a nighttime strain for sure.

Rank: 4.5 (out of 5)

Score: 3.2 (out of 5)

*Red Eyed Widow does not recommend.

Blue Dream


Blue Dream is a Gentlemen Stoners classic strain being able to stand the test of time. Gentlemen Stoners can document Blue Dream back to 2003. Blue Dream is a cross between Blueberry Indica and Sativa Haze, making it a sativa dominant strain. Blue Dream has a sweet berry fragrance resembling Blueberry Indica. Users say they experience a light full body relaxation and a mind altering euphoria. Users also experience a great deal of creativity. THC usually clocks between 17-25% and CBD less than 1%.

Test of Time:

Rating: 5 (out of 5)

*Gentlemen Stoners gives classic strains an extra 5 points for withstanding the test of time.



Blue Dream has a very unique and distinct fragrance. Blue Dream gives off a light sweet berry cream fragrance. Those who are paying attention can smell the light hint of gas. However, the fragrance is on the lighter side and not very pungent.

Rating: 4 (out of 5)


The taste of Blue Dream is evident on the first inhale. Mainly you experience the sweet berry cream taste. On the exhale, Blue Dream’s taste is heavily present and the user can experience the taste of sweet berry and a light gas flavor. The flavor is very light and pleasant. When I was smoking Blue Dream I kept being reminded of baked goods at Grandma’s house. Most of the flavor is experienced in the exhale and evaporates as the bowl goes on, but does not taste terrible. Taste fell flat after 4th hit.

Rating: 4.7 (out of 5)


The initial high feeling from Blue Dream feels very eerie, like a new visual perspective on life. Blue Dream made me feel very outward and adventurous. It definitely made me want to do things. Be prepared for a mind altering high.

Rank: 4.8 (out of 5)

Score: 4.6 (out of 5)

*Red Eyed Widow Recommends

The Chocowana Bar


The Chocowana Bar is a chocolate bar infused with cannabis flower that has been ground into a fine powder. The company that produces this bar is called Oregon Original and is located in Southern Oregon. Oregon Original uses the process of decarboxylation to activate the THC within The Chocowana Bar so the user can experience the physcoactive effects of the THC. This bar only uses grade A or higher (example grade AAA) cannabis flower to ensure the highest quality product. The cannabis strain infused within The Chocowana Bar is constantly changing and is dependent on market availability. The Chocowana Bar contains 10 servings per bar and each serving is a half piece (5 peices total). Each serving is 5 mg of THC for a total of 50 mg of THC per bar. Activation time is to be expected between 30 minutes to an hour depending on body type.

Full List of Ingredients: Chocolate Liquor, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milkfat, Soy Letcithin, Vanillin, Cannabis Flower, Orange Oil. Contains Milk.

10 Point Inspection (Pass or Fail):

Facility Cleanliness (equipment, floors, packaging, surfaces, storage): Pass

Employee Knowledge (knowledge of creating the product from start to finish, including THC activation process): Pass

Employee Happiness (it is important to us at Gentlemen Stoners that employees that produce the products we endorse are treated fairly and are happy): Pass

Packaging Comprehension (how well are users able to decipher the ingredients in the product, including amount of THC): Fail

*reason: upon giving product to multiple people to decipher contents of product, some people were unable to comprehend the amount of THC in The Chocowana Bar. It is important to note that the amount is labeled on the bar. Suggestion: label the 50 mg of THC on the front side.

Ingredient Storage (ingredients used within the product should be stored at correct temperatures and in correct containers): Pass

Ingredient Quality (Quality of ingredients including expiration dates, source of ingredients, and cannabis grade): Pass

Fare Trade (here at Gentlemen Stoners we only like to endorse products that are fare trade, meaning ingredients were not obtained below cost): Pass

Quality Control (Are there procedures to ensure quality and consistency of product, including contamination prevention): Pass

THC Activation (is the process used to activate the THC in the product endorsed by reviewer): Pass

Product Quality (Is there anything wrong with the product including, taste, THC activation, inconsistencies, etc.): Pass

Rank: 4.5 (out of 5)


The taste of The Chocowana bar is a perfect mix between chocolate and orange. There is a light hint of cannabis in the aftertaste longterm. The chocolate is very smooth and creamy making it easy to chew and enjoy. Personally, I would enjoy the chocolate to be a slight darker or with more cocoa, but I can tell the taste is on point.

Rank: 4.5 (out of 5)


I took 25 mg. or half of The Chocowana Bar. The Chocowana Bar started working on me in 15 minutes. After the 15 minutes I could feel the high getting higher. My speech became slower and my mood became enlightened. The high was very euphoric. The high at the peak became very heavy and I experienced couch lock, but did not fall asleep. I felt very relaxed and comfortable.

Rank: 5 (out of 5)

Score: 4.7 (out of 5)


The Chocowana Bar can be found in all La Mota locations in Oregon:

Forbidden Fruit


Forbidden Fruit has got to be one of the best strains fragrance wise. The terpenes within Forbidden Fruit smell of sweet cherry and strong citrus overtones. This is because Forbidden Fruit is a cross between Cherry Pie and Tangie. As one can expect from an Indica, Forbidden Fruit is a beautiful deep purple with few orange hairs across the flower. People say they experience a deep body high, which makes it good for relaxation. The THC ranges from 23%-27% and CBD less than 1%.



The fragrance is unmistakeable, strong citrus but without the zinginess or tangy tones, if you will. The smell only can be best described as a grapefruit. There is a perfect mix of citrus, sweet, and floral scents. It should be noted that the city’s overpowers both scents. However, when you break open the bud the floral and sweet tones become stronger. There is no gas and no earthy tones.

Rank: 4.7 (out of 5)


The inhale tastes like nothing, unless you take a large hit. Yet, on the exhale, magic happens. On the exhale the citrus and floral terpenes come out in full force. The best way to describe it is if you just got done smelling perfume. Most of the flavor is locked in the aftertaste. The aftertaste lasts around 30 seconds, maybe even longer. The flavor lasts the entire bowl, but gradually fades each time as one can expect.

Rank: 4.3 (out of 5)


First noticeable change was I became thoughtful and alert. Second, I did not feel particularly motivated to do anything and experienced a light increase in mood. I just felt high, nothing to write home about. They high is light.

Rank: 2.9 (out of 5)

Score: 4.0 (out of 5)